Win: Your Very Own Inflatable Dinosaur!
This competition is now closed! The winner announcement is over here!
I was lying in bed last night trying to get some sleep and it occurred to me: if Mr. Dinoface had brought so much joy into my life in a matter of days, imagine what it could do to somebody else’s life!
Ok, what I actually thought was: I wonder how many inflatable dinosaurs would Jarod allow me to have in the house?
I went back to Aldi this morning, pushed past the old ladies doing their grocery shopping and headed to the dinosaur rack. There, my friends, was one. lonely. dinosaur.
Clearly my post had caused a rush on inflatable dinos at Aldi Marrickville Metro. Never fear dear readers, I scooped it into my arms and carried it delicately to the checkout. Still $7.50. Shit yeah.
And now – he could be yours. That’s right. I’m being generous with the Dino love. Look, I even made a video with my face in it:
Don’t you want that kind of happiness in your own life?
How can I enter?! I hear you screaming from behind your little screens. Didn’t you watch the video?! Sigh. It’s okay, I will tell you again:
Leave me a comment telling me what you would do with your very own inflatable dino.
The conditions:
- One entry per human.
- Australian residents only.
- The entry that makes me laugh the hardest wins – or – if you’re all hilarious I’ll use the ‘pull a name out of a hat’ trick.
- Entries open as soon as this post is published, and close Friday 23 September at 5PM AEST.
- The winner will be contacted via email and announced on Lizosaurus dot com on Sunday 25 September (Dinoday).
- If you don’t claim your prize within 2 days, I reserve the right to re-draw.
- The prize is 1 (one) inflatable dinosaur, valued at $7.50 plus postage to your address. This prize is not exchangeable for cash or cats. (I crack myself up).
15 Dinorawrs
My very own inflatable dinosaur would get added to Isaac’s dinosaur collection (current count: 2) and would live on his bed with him.
If it came to pass that Isaac didn’t bond with his very own inflatable dinosaur, then he would get to live next to my computer desk, causing smiles every day.
Veronica recently posted..So far from okay
I was going to write a poem but I thought I would just BEG FOR THE DINOSAUR instead.
The Dinosaur would live in my studio, and Veronica could come and visit :)
kim (frog ponds rock) recently posted..I am not okay today.
No! Ignore Mum, she doesn’t NEED a dinosaur like I do. Plus, the dinosaur would be super lonely living in her studio, you wouldn’t leave a kitten alone for hours and hours on end, so why a dinosaur?
And anyway, here at least, he would have other dinosaurs for company.
Veronica recently posted..So far from okay
*sighs* Veronica dear LOOK at those TEETH. This is obviously a carnivorous and very BITEY dinosaur who needs lots of alone time to sharpen his fangs in peace.
kim (frog ponds rock) recently posted..I am not okay today.
Vee needs the dinosaur to scare her chickens into hyper lay mode as well as providing a new mouthpiece and playmate for issac. Besides Kim can visit and babysit Dino and kids so V can go out and have coffee with me when I visit.
I refute your comment that the dinosaur needs alone time to sharpen his teeth – what he needs are plant eating dinosaurs to sharpen his teeth ON and I don’t think that you can provide him with that, whereas I have a perfectly edible Diplodocus here.
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See? Even Zelda is on my side!
Veronica recently posted..So far from okay
I would dress the dinosaur up in a cat costume.
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I would dress the dinosaur in a skirt, so that he could fly with Virgin.
Veronica recently posted..So far from okay
I get the feeling I am outnumbered here and my chances of inflatable dinosaur ownership are looking very shaky.
kim (frog ponds rock) recently posted..I am not okay today.
I so need one of these!
What would I do with it? I think I would try and sneak into various classrooms at school or perhaps pop it up to peek through windows at odd times. Or perhaps as my faithful Dino-helper at parent club events… Maybe it could even speak for me at school assembly.
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Liz, Rocco came up to me as I watching your dinosaur demonstration. He watched you carefully, for a while. And he said, “Mum! That dinosaur has got sharkey teef like my tiger!”
He has a thing for sharp shark teeth on things.
Then he turned to me, very solemnly.
“Mum. That dinosaur is mine.”
Heh.
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I would use it every which was to scare my mother in law and make her shit her pants!
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“every which way” not every which was…
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What would I do with an inflatable dinosaur?
I would do…….
…..unspeakable things.